Thursday, September 10, 2009

From the Fine Folks that Brought You The Wall Street Collapse; Introducing Death Bonds!


Do you dream of making a fortune like a Wall Street Trader?


Well, now you too can make a killing off of other people's desperation and misery!

Here's how it works; we buy peoples' existing Life Insurance Policies for a fraction of their worth, based on the age, health and desperation of the person. Bundle the policies together, pay the yearly premiums, and sell them. Simple!

The quicker they die; the HIGHER your profit margin!


It's the NEW Hedge Fund!



 (GREAT for very sick people needing immediate cash to pay for medical treatment.)
 
 
Sources:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/business/06insurance.html
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