Showing posts with label Wall Street. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wall Street. Show all posts

Thursday, September 10, 2009

From the Fine Folks that Brought You The Wall Street Collapse; Introducing Death Bonds!


Do you dream of making a fortune like a Wall Street Trader?


Well, now you too can make a killing off of other people's desperation and misery!

Here's how it works; we buy peoples' existing Life Insurance Policies for a fraction of their worth, based on the age, health and desperation of the person. Bundle the policies together, pay the yearly premiums, and sell them. Simple!

The quicker they die; the HIGHER your profit margin!


It's the NEW Hedge Fund!



 (GREAT for very sick people needing immediate cash to pay for medical treatment.)
 
 
Sources:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/business/06insurance.html
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